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Well, it’s finally happened. The bacon meme that has left it’s deliciously swiney fumes wafting through the halls of the internet for the last few years has finally hit the condiment aisle of your local food trough.

Enter Bacconaise, the product that will single-handedly guarantee that you needn’t waste your time eating anything that doesn’t taste like bacon.

Wouldn’t that be nice?  It isn’t to be found in San Francisco just yet, but if we clamor hard enough, late night bacon snacks won’t just be limited to that guy that hangs out on 16th and Valencia at 2am.

There’s even a light version, for baconnettes looking to watch their figure, and an all-natural version for the health conscious – which strangely says it’s vegetarian, though for the sake of my sanity, I’m going to pretend it’s a typo.

My next post will be about music, I swear.

Bacon.

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sexy sexy bacon spread

This is another post to test the software, done though the quickpress

Welcome to downpick.com!  We’re playing around with these new fangled digital wacknabs, so bear with us, and we’ll get that face melted in no time flat.